In François Ozon’s Swimming Pool, Charlotte Rampling plays Sarah, a successful mystery author who’s stuck in her life. It’s not that she has writer’s block – she has an emotional one. Tightly wound and grouchy, she’s the very vision of a writer soured. At the behest of her editor she takes a short vacation at [...]
I’ve complained a lot about the experience of going to see movies in the theaters. And it’s true that like most of us who venture to the theater, I’ve had some miserable experiences that would turn anyone into a grub-like recluse. The shouting at the screen, the talking on the cellphone, the shaking of chairs, [...]
I implore you… nay command you… to sign this petition stopping Uwe Boll from making any more travesties against celluloid:
To: Dr. Uwe Boll
We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper weight to the wishes of the video game community, the horror community, and the film going community in general and stop directing, [...]
Would he still fly me up to participate in one of his unintentionally horrific non-horror films, this time with the lure of physically kicking the snot out of me on film?… Boll PhD that I would actually sit down and review his films “Alone in the Dark” and “House of the Dead” so people would know I’m completely serious about hating this man and letting him punch me in the face until he decides to stop.
As part of his promotion for the now in production Postal (yet another, surely awful videogame production), Uwe Boll will allow his most outspoken critics to take him on in the ring: Towards the end of the filming of Postal, the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll.
To be completely honest with you though, I think Boll’s commentary is funny enough alone. What an ass. You remember that I thought he was an ass, right?