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Meet the Ikki twins. – By Troy Patterson – Slate Magazine

Meet the Ikki twins. – By Troy Patterson – Slate Magazine.
Troy Patterson’s piece on Double Shot of Love, the new MTV dating show, had me nearly crying with laughter. Rarely is a television show so perfectly described as it is here.
The twins insist on the cast’s sex appeal relentlessly, pleading with the audience to disbelieve [...]

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Reboot Me Please: Heroes on NBC

Hopefully this comes as no surprise to anyone as portly, pale and fond of comic books as I am. And I wouldn’t exactly call what I’m doing breaking from the pack. I’m no maverick on this: If ever there was a TV series that needed a serious reboot, it’s NBC’s Heroes. The shaky but well [...]

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New Mythology

Especially taken as a whole, the series takes on a weight, filling its own history and backstory, providing stories that live beyond the confines of a mere pop-television show and add up to be something deeper and more meaningful…. After all, although early fables were formulated through an oral tradition as a teaching device, people like the Brothers Grimm were nothing more than creative types looking to sell and collect sets of stories [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brothers_Grimm].

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Kinda Sopranos

Nothing at all against Hillary, but why is it when I see the promotional video on the front page here…:http://www.hillaryclinton.com/?splash=1
…that I just want Johnny Sack to use some kind of piano wire and choke the shit out of Hillary?
A politician, regardless of party, can’t just use a show like that and not expect someone to [...]

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Zach Dances in Ellen’s Audience

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White Diamonds

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My word of the year

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Pyongyang

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Love and Hate

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The Dog Whisperer Drinking Game

I’ve been watching a lot of The Dog Whisperer on the National Geographic channel. A lot of it. I don’t know how much additional insight I’ve gained into the psychology of dogs, but I have learned a lot over the course of the bucketfuls of shows that I’ve seen. I’ve learned how to control my [...]

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