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Fight Quest

Year: 2008 Network: Discovery Channel Featuring: Jimmy Smith and Doug Anderson The name of this show sounds like the title of a terrible Jean Claude Van Damme film. The plot would be something involving a series of competitions with stereotypical, culturally insentive enemies, and the final fight would involve shards of glass and take place [...]

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Saved by the Bell: Jessie’s Song (1990)

Saved by the Bell’s second season episode, Jessie’s Song was the best ever created. It’s become the thing of legend. And it’s aptly titled; in it we get to hear Jessie sing, poorly, many times. It all starts a little fuzzy. That’s because I’m not going to waste my time watching this episode for the [...]

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Malcolm in the Middle Review

[Talking about Malcolm's class picnic] Malcolm: There won’t be any meat. They all decided they didn’t want to eat anything that has a mother. Dewey: Cousin Nancy doesn’t have a mother. Lois: That’s right. She has two daddies. Reese: Two guys as your parents? That house has to be a dude’s paradise! Malcolm in the [...]

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