Human Torch Toy
This rant about a Human Torch ATV toy had me in stitches:
http://www.portlandmercury.com/2005-07-07/feature3.html
The Human Torch has no need for an “All-Terrain Vehicle”–because the last time I checked, the Human Torch can fucking FLY… What does the freaking Human Torch need with headlights anyway? HE’S ON FIRE!
[Link via Defamer]
Thanks for posting this – what a great article/review!!! Geeky as my husband and I are, we had to go to Toys R Us last night to check out this lame toy and it is, indeed, very lame.
But Spiderman wheels? I was expecting little spiderwebs on the hubcaps, but they were plain. Do you think he meant that they are just the same wheels as on the spiderman ATV?
BTW, while at Toys R Us, our toy collection DID expand with something much cooler than The Human Torch on an ATV… an action figure of an M&M dressed like Obi-Wan. hehe…