Uwe Boll Fights Back
Professional idiot and horrible filmmaker Uwe Boll has decided to take on his critics in the ring. As part of his promotion for the now in production Postal (yet another, surely awful videogame production), Uwe Boll will allow his most outspoken critics to take him on in the ring:
Towards the end of the filming of Postal, the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press.
To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered.
Folks between 140 and 190 pounds, send an email to info@boll.kg.de.
Two things are keeping me from the ring. The most significant thing, I didn’t write about Uwe Boll in 2005. (Though I did in 2004) Though I should have. The other, more glaring problem of course, is the weight limit, more suitable for a chubby teenager than the man I am. So sad. I was looking forward to putting my fist where his mouth was.
he kinda looks like wolfgang puck. i think he should use puck as a stand in. the knifework may come in handy,