Uwe Boll Finds a Fight
And, it’s someone ‘internet-famous’. Lowtax from SomethingAwful.com has heralded the call and is going to fly to Uwe Boll’s set and take to the ring.
So I decided to give it a shot. I sent Mr. Boll and email, asking him if his offer still stood. Would he still fly me up to participate in one of his unintentionally horrific non-horror films, this time with the lure of physically kicking the snot out of me on film? Well folks, I’m proud to say the answer was “yes.” Mr. Dr. Sr. Boll replied and “added me to the list,” the list of folks he plans on beating up because we talked bad about him on the Internet. In exchange for this incredible privilege, I promised Dr. Mrs. Boll PhD that I would actually sit down and review his films “Alone in the Dark” and “House of the Dead” so people would know I’m completely serious about hating this man and letting him punch me in the face until he decides to stop.
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3883
Maybe I should start a Uwe Boll category. I might as well.
[Link via Kotaku.com]