Attack of the Monkey
That old man getting torn apart my feral chimps certainly isn’t funny in any way. But I suppose that it serves as good warning not to fuck with wild creatures. They are most definitely not our friends, but rather our mortal evolutionary enemies. Nontheless, I was LAUGHING OUT LOUD after reading these user-submitted monkey attack stories to BoingBoing.
“…began screeching and clawing his boney little fingers at me.” AND “…licking them frantically, like they contained some kind of miracle nutrient that he needed to eat immediately to survive”
That’s quite a 1000th post. I expected balloons and confetti.