Spam, the way Spam should be
I normally delete Nigerian-Spam emails, but this was so different and unusual that I thought it worthy of notice. My responses in red.
Subject: May this email find you well
I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: henry_lillian2@yahoo.com
Thank God you wrote me Henry, it’s been so long!
Good thing to write you I have a proposal for you, i intend to establish with you and in your country which however is not mandatory nor will in any manner compel you to honour against your will.
Well, yes. Certainly you wouldn’t want that.
Dearest I am Henry .S. Kurubos, 18 years old and my sister Lillian. We are the children of late Mr and mrs Kurubos. Our Father was a highly reputable business magnet-(a cocoa merchant)who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during His days. It is sad to say that He passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 12th.Febuary 2005.
I love how ‘cocoa merchant’ is put parenthetically; and that this poor man passed away mysteriously. BUT WAIT. It gets better.
Though His sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of mine who travelled with Him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4 years old,and since then my Father took me so special. My father called the secretary who accompanied Him to his lawyer In our country Siere Leone and told him that he has the sum of (USD$8.700,000) ( MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)deposited with a Bank in Cote’D Ivoire west Africa. He further told him that He deposited the money with the name of a business partner while I am the next of kin.
Him = Jesus. Just saying. Jesus was a cocoa merchant?
I am just 18, years old and a highy school college boy, with little knowledge of business which is why I am in need of a partner whom will assist me to get this fund released for investments in his or her country while I proceed with my education
Dear, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance on this regard, and your suggestions and ideas will be highly appreciated.
Now permit me to ask these few questions?
1. Can you honestly do this transaction with me ?
Yes
2.can I completely trust you?
If not me, whom?
Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible so i give you the full informations that will be need and i want you to know that you are the frist person i have contacts for this my transaction.
Thank you so much and God bless you abundantly. You can contact with our Alternative email . ..henry_lillian_kurubosfamily@yahoo.ca
Best regards,
Henry And Lillian Kurubos. Phone……0022506325366
- henry lilliankurubos
I received the same exact email!!! Hahahahah Fucking assholes-.