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Kim Jong-il: Master of All He Surveys

Reuters – Kim Jong-il’s Superhuman Memory

North Korea’s Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre’s career or a line of
computer code….

…Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional
golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

I love these articles that come out of Korea. Building the mythos of the North Korean leader seems to be a full time job for hundreds of people in the country. I’ll contribute some of my own:

• Kim Jong-il poops nuggets made of gold.
• Kim Jong-il can fly simply by wishing it.
• Kim Jong-il can create tornados with a breath to destroy his enemies.
• Kim Jong-il can subsist on McNuggets alone.
• Kim Jong-il once beat Mike Tyson blindfolded and crippled by a broken leg which he received while fighting feral tigers.
• Kim Jong-il has an appendage like an anoconda.