Michael Brown
“Hello. I’m Michael Brown. I just quit the government because people were makin’ funna me. I don’t think it’s right that they make funna me. I did my best. I did. I tried to arrange pony rides for my employees, but they just shook their heads and went back to making first aid kits and being confused. My FEMA bio is pretty funny though
In 2004, Mr. Brown led FEMA’s thousands of dedicated disaster workers during the most active hurricane season in over 100 years, as FEMA delivered aid more quickly and more efficiently than ever before.
Yup, that’s mostly a lie and an untestable assurance, but it sure sounds good! It’s very different from when I was on TV saying that I didn’t know about the people at the convention center! I have to admit, I did know, but it sounded good at the time.
I’m going to miss government. And I’m going to be very sad to leave. George said I was doing good! That’s something!
I love you FEMA!
Michael Brown Quits FEMA