Scientology Orientation Video
I love this thing. 35 minutes of unadulterated, creepy fun. See what it is that you’ll see if you go into a Scientology center and ask what it’s all about.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3748589621013011299
Highlights include: God petting a monkey (featured above) and more administration and bureaucracy than LDS and IRS combined. Seriously. Scientology must have a full time chart maker and a comprehensive database of obtuse language and confusing acronyms.
Director of Processing, FES folder administrator; you’ll see all kinds of titles that boggle the mind and capture your heart.
L. Ron may have been many things (false prophet, bad sci-fi writer, sailor) but he sure knew how to make an org chart.
Update: Looks like the mighty hand of Elron or Xenu has put this video to an end. Oh well.
I just love the comment at the end of the video…
“If you leave this room after seeing this film and walk out and never mention Scientology again, you are free to do so. It would be stupid, but you can do it. You can also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out, that is your choice.”
who says things like that??
To hell with elron – here it is, in downloadable .mov format:
http://www.archive.org/details/BrianTiptonScientologyOrientation
Although, I do highly recommend that folks check it out the old-fashioned way – at any Scientology center, immediately followed by glassy-eyed drones looking to take your money.
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-3463204714566011542
New link to the Scientology orientation video…
“who says things like that??”
Cultists!
“who says things like that??”
Cultists!
“who says things like that??”
Cultists!
“who says things like that??”
Cultists!