Sweep the Leg!
I hearby call for a mandatory, absolute, state-sponsored, voter-approved quartering of this scumbag. The essence of the story: A T-ball (fucking T-BALL!!!) coach wanted to win his game very badly, but he had a disabled kid on his team who was apparently holding them back from true glory. So he paid an 8 year old teammate $25 to hit the kid in the head and balls with a baseball before the game so that he didn’t have to put the kid in. Oh. My. Fucking. God.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/07/15/bc.bbo.youngplayerhurt.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
I’d have done if for $10.
Did they win?