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Why I hate Barry Bonds

I know this is a few weeks old. I’ve given it some time to stew. Some time to let the situation play out in the media and see just how legit these charges were. Disturbingly, the charges seem fairly bombproof. But the thing that really set me off was the San Diego opening home game vs. the Giants. On ESPN, no mention of Barry’s troubles, his ass-holiness, if you will, but rather reverence for his supreme skills; the mere steps he is from Ruth’s record.

As it may be clear from my life-long Dodgers fandom, I think Barry Bonds is one of the most awful human beings in existence.

That, and he has a head the size of a prize-winning pumpkin.

I said it here on this very blog, and finally the accusations have gone from the clubhouse to the public.

I’ll save both the ‘woe is the state of baseball’ AND the ‘fans were hypocrites because they wanted more home runs and they cheered this behemoth on.’

I didn’t. I knew that he (or thought that he – I don’t want to get sued here) was a juicer. I knew he was a phony. A liar. A cheat. It’s a small black eye to a sport that’s already in the dumps. Where’s the indignation from the league?

I hate Barry Bonds because he attained his super-stardom by cheating, but most of all because he’s an arrogant prick.

Screw you Barry.

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    I don’t follow baseball (at all), but I’ve been pretty acutely aware of Barry Bonds’ existence since middle school – didn’t he leave in Bear Creek in Murrieta (or Wildomar, or whatever it’s considered) when we went to Shivela?

    Also, did you read Malcolm Gladwell’s post on this issue?

  • er, live. Didn’t he live in Bear Creek…

  • As long as you hate every other steroid using baseball bastard, that’s cool. Though he might have gained large-scale stardom, they gained roster spot opportunities and money that was meant for others. People like Armando Rios, Jeremy Giambi, and surely a more than a handful of other smaller name players. Anyway… I look forward to your I hate Mark McGwire post. :) And if there isn’t one, then I guess this really boils down to the fact that Barry’s head is the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. LOL

  • I do hate them all. And I never rooted for them either. The dirty cheats.

    Barry did live in Bear Creek for a while. When I was in high school, he once came down to the track to run during the off-season. Some kids at PE noticed him, and naturally asked for his autograph. He was such a dick that he waved them off, and just left instead of signing autographs.

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  • Thank you very much for this site and for the opportunity to gather with other people who hate Barry Bonds as much as I do. In times of incredible political unrest, it’s nice to know we can all agree on the fact that Barry Bonds is an evil, horrible cheater. As to the person who addressed other writers as “crakers,” this has nothing to do with race. Hank Aaron is black, and we all love him and would be devastated to see his record broken by a cheating bastard of any color.

  • Thank you Dave. I am black and I agree with you 100%

  • hey, i love it how bonds is always the scapegoat for the sreroids era. how many times are steroids brought up with the name benito santiago on the tips of everyones tounge? never. thats because hes the best and who better to blame than the one whose reaped the most benifits from the era, and in the bay area, we dont love him because hes a golden hearted chap, but because he wins ballgames and everyone hates him not because of his personality traits, but because he causes their team to lose. nuf said, go back to your hatin

  • BARRY BONDS RULES!!!! HES THE BEST PLAYER EVER. He for sure defiently gets to start the all star game. he deserves it for how good he is and how hard he worked on getting it.

  • I grew up in the era of Johhny Unitas, Roger Maris and other class athletes and I just want to go on record that assholes of any race, creed or ethnic origin are still assholes. Ty Cobb was an asshole. So was bobby Bonds. Barry is one of the biggest assholes. It’s a shame when revered records are broken and held by assholes. On the other hand, Barry obviously has some skill with a bat. Without the chemical enhancement he could have been a hitter up there with Tony Gwynn, the greatest hitter I’ve ever seen. Barry, however, chose the low road and chemically enhanced his performance and for that denigrates both the game and any records he holds or will hold. Not to mention the fact that as a person he is a waste of space. Long live the guys who do it naturally and play with heart, not chemicals! Eric Byrnes of the D-backs plays with heart, as do many others on team rosters. They should be the face of baseball, not some steroid-eating lying cheating asshole like Bobby’s boy. Thanks for the vent

  • HEY, CHARLES, I BELIEVE YOU NEED A LITTLE PSYCHOTHERAPY, AND YES, YOU HAVE YOUR CROSS TO BARE!

  • bob gibson was an arrogant prick. babe ruth was arrogant, but not so much of a prick. bobby bonds was an arrogant prick. jeff kent is an arrogant prick… just to name a few people playing baseball. half the players in the nfl and nba are arrogant pricks as well. so do you basically hate a lot of the people playing major american sports?

    and for the steroids part: why doesnt anyone bash sammy sosa? these are his total homeruns from 1995 to 2001: 36 40 36 66 63 50 64. hell he even used cork bats during games. and no one gives a shit. i dont get why barry gets all this punishment (he does deserve some punishment for being an asshole).

  • bob gibson was an arrogant prick. babe ruth was arrogant, but not so much of a prick. bobby bonds was an arrogant prick. jeff kent is an arrogant prick… just to name a few people playing baseball. half the players in the nfl and nba are arrogant pricks as well. so do you basically hate a lot of the people playing major american sports?

    and for the steroids part: why doesnt anyone bash sammy sosa? these are his total homeruns from 1995 to 2001: 36 40 36 66 63 50 64. hell he even used cork bats during games. and no one gives a shit. i dont get why barry gets all this punishment (he does deserve some punishment for being an asshole).

  • bob gibson was an arrogant prick. babe ruth was arrogant, but not so much of a prick. bobby bonds was an arrogant prick. jeff kent is an arrogant prick… just to name a few people playing baseball. half the players in the nfl and nba are arrogant pricks as well. so do you basically hate a lot of the people playing major american sports?

    and for the steroids part: why doesnt anyone bash sammy sosa? these are his total homeruns from 1995 to 2001: 36 40 36 66 63 50 64. hell he even used cork bats during games. and no one gives a shit. i dont get why barry gets all this punishment (he does deserve some punishment for being an asshole).

  • U PEOPLE R AWESOME! I hate barry bonds so much i’d go to jail to prove my point. Heres why, This guy is a complete bitch and unworthy of being called a man. He picked a fight and called bob costas a tiny midget of a man because of hes recent show on hbo concerning bonds and the record. How weak is that! I have the upmost respect for costas and hes fair insight on things. He says the true and says what people think. Also on that show chris rock said that bonds is the greatest player in this era and his records are valid. This fag needs his head knocked right on his crack head shoulders. This is the same guy who said babe ruths records are garbage because blacks werent in the league when he played. It funny how these individuals complain about racism but make racist comments on a regular basis. Barry bonds is a cheat, his records are a direct result of his steriods,and for those who say that that doesnt help a players ablility to hit that has been proven that steriods help with hand eye cordination also. Fuck bonds

  • I like Barry Bonds, I hate haters!!!

  • Bonds is a complete obnoxious, cocky ASSHOLE!!! I’ve never cared for anyone who is cocky and think so much of themselves. A truely great person stays humble throughout their lives. Look at Hank Aaron and Tony Gwynn to name just two giants of baseball. I’m glad Tony got a statue. If a statue was erected for Barry, I go by and have my dog piss on it everyday. Aaron and Gwynn are great atheletes who deserve to have a ‘mark’ in the history books, not a steroid taking junkie like Bonds who apparently needs a ‘fix’ everytime he gets up to bat. I have no respect for these Motherfuckers. Bonds should go seek out that other Asshole O.J. Simpson, and go off into oblivion. Maybe Bonds will get hit by a truck before he breaks Hank Aaron’s record? (wishful thinking). I agree with James’ post………….DITTO, FUCK BONDS!!

  • Barry is the greatest player of ALL TIME. When he breaks the record I’m gonna take the day off and celebrate.

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    :o ) Get mad if you want, I’m going to stay happy, because Barry is about to break the record in August 2007!

  • Barry Rules.

  • When Barry Bonds hits 755 and 756 would be most appropriately acknowledged by the fans booing and hurling items onto the field to completely ruin “his moment”. The least Bruce Bochy can do for the national past time is have him surpass the record on the road where the disdain for him is at it’s highest level.

  • If you put a * by Barry’s homerun record, wouldn’t it also be fair to put an * besides Babe Ruth and Cy Young’s records since they played in the non black and hispanic era of baseball.

    PS When the Negro League All Stars barn stormed the major leagues in the 20′s and 30′s more often than not, they beat the major league players. In fact, the Negro League players embrassed the 1927 Yankess at Yankess Stadium in a game.

    Therefore, could Josh Gibson, the the Negro Leagues, be the real homerun champ with over 800 homeruns?

  • F&c% Barry Bonds. he only has 498 career homeruns when you take away his homeruns from the 2000 season to the 2004 season so he is not and never will be the home run king. all he’ll be is a cheater, a lier and a disgrace to the game.

  • If I had been the one to catch either the tying home run or the 756th I would have held a press conference and poured gasoline on the ball and burned it.

  • it is BEYOND me why MLB is putting someone who was on the roids and been caught MULTIPLE times using loaded bats into the record books. there had better be an asterisk next to his name.

  • HA HA, Barry is the Homerun King!!!!

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  • I just hope all of you haters out there feel like the losers you are when you saw the list of steroid users. Roger Clemens? Wow, that just tops the cake. But no one is screaming for asterisks and all the crap they want Barry to endure. We should get a count on how many hits Barry got off Roger and any other performance enhanced pitcher. Shouldn’t that just about even things out. Kinichwa bitches!!!!1

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