Inspired by some other posts, here I compile all the aliases of our dog, Chloe. These are actual things that we call her. And in comparison to others, I’ve noticed that ours are of the descriptive variety, instead of the sing-songy rhyming variety. I think this says a lot about us as a couple. I’m not really sure WHAT, but it does say A LOT.

Chloe

Monster

Chloe-Monster

Stinkbreath

Baby Fishbreath (a problem, ameliorated by the occasional raw hide bone, thankfully)

Gasbelly

Stinkbutt

Grassbelly (given her penchant for eating long, luscious blades of grass)

Fat Belly

Little baby Chloe

Shiny black beauty

Beauty

Sweet Pea

Good Dog Chloe

GDC (see above)

Update: I forgot the following: Friend, Good Friend, Friend Chloe, Good Friend Chloe