White Diamonds
How long has that Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds commercial been on TV? 20 years? She’s in a wheelchair now.
Yet they’re still rolling that old chesnut out.
These have always brought me luck.
I’m not kidding – I wasn’t even in high school when it first came out. Frankly, I’m sick of seeing it.
Yeah, pretty soon most of the people who see the commercial won’t have any idea who that lady is. “Isn’t she Michael Jackson’s aunt or something?”